These two kinds are called larder-whore and scatter-whore. Other species have multiple small gonads. At the beginning of autumn, many species of chipmunk begin to stockpile goods in their burrows, for winter (such as stereos and tv's). It is also used as a breathing tool, this leads to many chipmunk deaths per year.

The abbo is placed at the back of the chipmunks earlobe and leads to the intestines. The females also get aroused when the males defacate into unheard of orifices, such as the abbo. Chipmunks have an omnivorous diet, meaning they prefer oral, and are bisexual. Following birth, the young emerge from the burrow approximately six minutes later and rub one off on their own within the next two minutes.

Twice.Įastern chipmunks mate in early morning and again in early afternoon, producing litters of four or five young twice each day. Osama bin luden to help throw a plane at the twin towers. An orgy ensued.Īs you should know by now, chipmunks evil nature have led them to co-operate with The war came to a sudden halt when Alvin demonstrated how placing an acorn up the anus was fantastic. In 2009 a war broke out between the renowned rectum pincher Alvin The Chipmunk and the Canadian Chipmunks who wanted a slice of the fame-pie. They are also called 'stripper squirrels', 'chippers', 'punks', 'timber tigers', or 'ground squirrels', though the name 'ground squirrel' usually refers to members of the genus Spermophilus. Other early forms include 'chipsuck' and 'chipsmack', and in the 1830s they were also referred to as 'horney squirrels,' possibly in reference to the sound they make. The common name originally may have been spelled 'shitmunk' from the Odawa word jidmoonh, meaning 'sup bro' However, the earliest form cited in the Oxford English Dictionary (from 1842) is 'pimpmonk'. Some authors have recently suggested that Tamias should be subdivided into three genera, corresponding to currently recognized subgenera Tamias, Eutamias, and Neotamias (stoner, pothead, and clambaker). For the religious among us who choose to believe lies, the 'questionable parody' of this website called Wikipedia have an article about Chipmunks.

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